I'm also realityforever.tumblr but, here, I bitch about people and cars I encounter.
I rudely take pictures of cars when they interest me. Whether that be them having a really cool car, a bumper sticker, lots of bumper stickers, a cool license plate, a really bad parking job, whatever. That's usually what this is. But every now and then I will get pissed enough to complain about cars I encountered and tell you the story.

(I won't follow you here, I'm trying to keep up with all of the fuckyeahtattoos posts, but I will follow you there, just tell me to)
Almost a bug sandwich (: it was like that for a while buuut I couldn’t get a picture until here.

Almost a bug sandwich (: it was like that for a while buuut I couldn’t get a picture until here.

THIS IS AT THAT LIGHT WHERE PEOPLE PISS ME OFF THE MOST. This is one of those people that gets in the very middle of the road even though I’m right next to the median thing. I’m where you’re supposed to be. And they’re all “herp derp, um jus gon go ova hur.” But the other day, I was doing the right thing, and a car got right next to me to turn. <3 THAT’S WHAT IT’S FOR. Thank you, person, for proving my point. That damn -OneWay-> sign is there for a reason.

THIS IS AT THAT LIGHT WHERE PEOPLE PISS ME OFF THE MOST. This is one of those people that gets in the very middle of the road even though I’m right next to the median thing. I’m where you’re supposed to be. And they’re all “herp derp, um jus gon go ova hur.” But the other day, I was doing the right thing, and a car got right next to me to turn. <3 THAT’S WHAT IT’S FOR. Thank you, person, for proving my point. That damn -OneWay-> sign is there for a reason.

Cracked!

This guy pissed me off. He had a really shitty hat, too.

This guy pissed me off. He had a really shitty hat, too.

Jesus fish.

Jesus fish.

Okay. IT’S FOGGY AS FUCK OUTSIDE, don’t you get in your fucking car and be like “HERP DERP, here I go!” before turning on your damn lights. Someone pulled out in front of me and I was like …is that a car? SHIT, yeah, that’s a car. Asshole. And then I flashed my brights a whole bunch of times but since it was just foggy and not dark, they never saw it and just drove around looking stupid as hell without their lights on. But at least they weren’t alone.

Fucking SUVs.

I’m on my way to work, right? And here I go through the first school zone. There’s a white suv in front of me and he’s going like 50 when the school zone speed is 20. The normal speed limit on the road is 40! But there he goes, and he turns the corner where I’m gonna turn and keeps on going. Well, at one point, I’m thinking “is school out for Christmas vacation?” So I speed up to a good 30 and make my turn. I look at the school and it’s packed with cars and shit. So I slow down. But a black suv is now behind me and they’re up my ass cause they wanna go 45. Aw, too fucking bad. It’s a school zone, dick. We stuck together for a while, actually, and the next school zone comes up! This one has the flashing lights and stuff and it’s 25. So the white suv slows down to 25. I slow down to 25. The black suv DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING NOTICE IT. So there they go, 50 through the 40, 50 through the 25. And I didn’t see them again cause I was doing the right thing. BUT THEN, this dickhead RED suv comes up behind the white suv and next to me and I’m like “NO, YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO GET YOUR SPEEDING ASS IN FRONT OF ME.” What did he do? He got in front of me. With no directional. And speeding. Going 40 through the 25. ANNND, this really pisses me off, it’s a windy road RIGHT before a light that determines if you go straight/right or if you go left. They were in the lane to go left, with me. RIGHT AT THE WINDY PART, THEY SWITCHED LANES. No directional. I was like YOU MOTHER FUCKER$^!(*%&#

Sorry. That happened this morning. Three in a damn row. I’m unhappy about it.

I accidentally left the flash on my phone when I took this picture. And I felt like such an idiot. But there&#8217;s a car behind me and I didn&#8217;t realize it until I looked in my side mirrors and saw a tiny light. This car was UP my butt. I wanted to show it but it didn&#8217;t happen so easily. And then I was embarrassed so I peeled out when the light turned green.

I accidentally left the flash on my phone when I took this picture. And I felt like such an idiot. But there’s a car behind me and I didn’t realize it until I looked in my side mirrors and saw a tiny light. This car was UP my butt. I wanted to show it but it didn’t happen so easily. And then I was embarrassed so I peeled out when the light turned green.

myplates&#160;!

myplates !

This is not what you do. You do not get in that space with the diagonal yellow lines. You stay out of that space and stay on the right side of the road with your car. Even at this light. Yes. This light sucks. But you think you’re being smart. You aren’t. You’re stupid. And very confusing for the people behind you AND the people in front of me.

With this light, I get pissed off every single day. You&#8217;re supposed to treat it like two lanes. Notice the &#8220;ONE WAY -&gt;&#8221; sign?! You&#8217;re supposed to get as close as you can to the little median thing and either turn left or go straight but if you&#8217;re going right, you&#8217;re allowed to go around the cars turning left or going straight and get next to them and turn. It keeps traffic going. But no matter what, I could be almost on top of the median and some DUMB ASS will get to the right side of me trying to go straight. GROW SOME BRAINS, TEXANS. Yes, I&#8217;m a Texan, born and raised. But fuck, these people are SLOW.

With this light, I get pissed off every single day. You’re supposed to treat it like two lanes. Notice the “ONE WAY ->” sign?! You’re supposed to get as close as you can to the little median thing and either turn left or go straight but if you’re going right, you’re allowed to go around the cars turning left or going straight and get next to them and turn. It keeps traffic going. But no matter what, I could be almost on top of the median and some DUMB ASS will get to the right side of me trying to go straight. GROW SOME BRAINS, TEXANS.

Yes, I’m a Texan, born and raised. But fuck, these people are SLOW.

BLUE LIGHTS CAN SUCK MY DICK.

BLUE LIGHTS CAN SUCK MY DICK.

&#8230;if this car hadn&#8217;t parked like this, I could&#8217;ve parked next to them. There was no way for me to pull through the parking space and that pissed me off cause that&#8217;s the only way I&#8217;ll park. I am too pussy to backup in a parking lot.

…if this car hadn’t parked like this, I could’ve parked next to them. There was no way for me to pull through the parking space and that pissed me off cause that’s the only way I’ll park. I am too pussy to backup in a parking lot.

Likes
Following
Follow me