I’m on my way to work, right? And here I go through the first school zone. There’s a white suv in front of me and he’s going like 50 when the school zone speed is 20. The normal speed limit on the road is 40! But there he goes, and he turns the corner where I’m gonna turn and keeps on going. Well, at one point, I’m thinking “is school out for Christmas vacation?” So I speed up to a good 30 and make my turn. I look at the school and it’s packed with cars and shit. So I slow down. But a black suv is now behind me and they’re up my ass cause they wanna go 45. Aw, too fucking bad. It’s a school zone, dick. We stuck together for a while, actually, and the next school zone comes up! This one has the flashing lights and stuff and it’s 25. So the white suv slows down to 25. I slow down to 25. The black suv DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING NOTICE IT. So there they go, 50 through the 40, 50 through the 25. And I didn’t see them again cause I was doing the right thing. BUT THEN, this dickhead RED suv comes up behind the white suv and next to me and I’m like “NO, YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO GET YOUR SPEEDING ASS IN FRONT OF ME.” What did he do? He got in front of me. With no directional. And speeding. Going 40 through the 25. ANNND, this really pisses me off, it’s a windy road RIGHT before a light that determines if you go straight/right or if you go left. They were in the lane to go left, with me. RIGHT AT THE WINDY PART, THEY SWITCHED LANES. No directional. I was like YOU MOTHER FUCKER$^!(*%&#
Sorry. That happened this morning. Three in a damn row. I’m unhappy about it.